The Appalling Sabu disk bushing.

This is an Alien disk found in Sakkara Egypt in an ancient burrial context. Godaliens was probably involved in its manufacture and its obviously an impleller or propeller. A certain rotary function is implied. Men in lab coats are currently using lasers to measure it and calculate its micrometrics. Is it atom perfect on the surface? That could mean..well, better aliens made it than the ones who made the pyramids. Tom Cruise needs to know about this. Books need to be written.

B#%%£cks, it’s a candle stick.

Heres why.

If its a rotary wheel, its been bushed with a wooden spoon and put in by an idiot whoes last job was on a solid cartwheel. In the material used, that bush needs to be around…probably the square of the diameter with a multiplier/modifier for overall object mass. That would be a fair engineering guess. With an alien computer brain you could get the bush dimensioms and tensile matrial stress exactly bang on for your proposed rpm. If I can come up with a prototype test piece in my head, aliens should be able to do a better job. Also the internal bush is asymentric, I checked. Its not a drilled hole, its formed, almost certainly by abrassion.

The reason its almost certainly a candlestick is down to Fabergè. The best pieces are unique and represent almost impossible levels of contemporary technical brilliance. Its a really flash candlestick. Probably the chief pooh-bahs.

My theory is somewhat supported by candle dynamics. Common knowledge but Ill just remind you. Due to the matarial constrains of naturally produced candle wax, a tall pillar candle burns badly or falls over if it has a diameter over 11cm. Temple pillar candles are still produced today ay 11cm diameter. The sabu disk “bush” is 11cm.

This, for me, rather dossapointingly, debunks the Sabu disk. I want to believe.

Its my own theory by the way and I have only circummstancial evidence but I ve worked with rotary clock mechanics for so long I can just see whats going on with this. Bigfoot? well I love bigfoot. Hes juuuuust about a feasible possibilty, however, there is more chance of him turning up riding a unicorn than that candle stick serving and kind of force exchange function. AND..If anyone even suggests its a clock part because it has 120⁰ degree design bias I will personally assault them with a 3d printed minature model inserted into them to test its impeller function.

As an aside. Never trust men in lab coats with anything. They are wearing them because they are expecting a mistake or cock up. They are clean because they put them on new every day. Trust the scientist who is more than comfortable working in his underwear.